Monday, February 27, 2006

Got $3.98 in your pocket??

Sick of your dating life feeling like a repeat of last night's Crossfire show on CNN?

Are you a grass roots progressive who can't find someone who shares your values?

Are you a sensitive, liberal Democrat who is afraid of meeting a cold, callous, insensitive Republican?

Well, if fall into these categories and you have $3.98 jingling in your pocket, then it's time for you to take control of your life and meet your future life partner at www.democraticmatch.com. That's right - $3.98 - a full five times less than more conventional dating sites.

But low prices doesn't mean low service. Post up to nine pictures of yourself and engage in LIVE talk about the progressive issues of the day with your prospective lovers. If you find someone you REALLY like, go ahead and use our unique WINK feature, only available at www.democraticmatch.com.

Plus, not only will you unlock the keys to eternal happiness, but you can help the environment too! A full 50% of all profits go towards heroic environmental causes.

So, what are you waiting for out there? If you're single, progressive, or even willing to call yourself the L word, this is the place for you!!!

Act now and you can get a FULL YEAR of www.democraticmatch.com for less than ONE MONTH on the Republican owned site E-Harmony.com.

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Yes, I was listening to Air America Radio again today, heard this ad and LITERALLY thought I was listening to a spoof of the Glen Beck (conservative radio show host) Show. And then I realized, this was absolutely serious. And it made me laugh. A lot. I've embellished the ad a bit by combining different things said in the ad with different things from the website, though it is almost entirely content taken either from the ad or the website.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

According to Bill Lofy I am a "Passionate Progressive in the true Wellstone form." :)

2/27/2006 4:58 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dave--could I borrow $3.98?

Karissa

2/28/2006 12:32 PM

 

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