Wednesday, March 01, 2006

mcplusplus is destroying my life...

...yes, folks, it's true, and I'm here to warn you before you let him take control of everything you hold near and dear to your heart.

Here I was, minding my own business, enjoying the pleasures of reading the occassional good book and watching the occassional educational program on television and generally doing what I could to enhance my intellect and knowledge, while improvinig my fitness and athleticism via the osmosis process of watching my wife do pilates. My maturation process is in constant evolvement.

But, now Mr. Rasmusson has come along and thrown my life into tumult and chaos. First, he is nearing completion of a computer program that will greatly enhance my addiction to GridIron Dynasty, but was that enough for him? No, for just last night he made an incredibly tasty BLT for me that now has me craving bacon, but I live in a house where the thought of bacon is nearly enough to get you shot, or at best, muzzled and locked in the basement. And if that wasn't enough, now he has introduced me to the Video Game StarCraft, which once I get it hooked up will allow me the opportunity to play mano a mano against Mr. Rasumsson, turing my leisure time into nothing more than an opportunity to blow his alien butt to smithereens.

Oh, readers of this blog, prepare to defend yourself from the Evil Mr. Rasmusson. He is on the rampage, and who knows where he will stop next!!!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would never muzzle you. Lock you in the basement, maybe, but muzzle you, never.

3/02/2006 8:43 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would never muzzle you. Lock you in the basement, maybe, but muzzle you, never.

3/02/2006 8:43 AM

 

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