Story of the day (From Tuesday)...

Matt: "I'm a bachelor tonight."
Dave: "My wife is teaching tonight. So am I. Want to get together?"
Matt: "Sounds good. We can watch some baseball."
Dave:
Matt: "What time are you thinking about coming over?>
Dave: "Around six (it actually ended up about 7:30 - I love work)."
Matt: "Cool."
Dave: "What do you mean about watching baseball?"
Matt: "It's opening day, isn't it?"
Dave: "Well, yes...in Japan. They played about 6:00 in the morning."
Matt: "Oh. Let's not watch baseball then."
Dave" "Good idea."